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Joke of the Day

"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""

"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... ~~butt fuck it.~~ though I decided not to because it would offend the members of the LGBT community."

"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"

"Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat? Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat."

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"My wife walked out on me, telling me it was over. I just sat there eating my popcorn, watching the end credits."

"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."

"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."

"What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe"