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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"

"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"

"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"

"I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again."

"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"

"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"

"What do you call a penis with stamps on it? Male. Of course, if you have to sign for it, it's a package."