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Joke of the Day
"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."
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"Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011."
"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."
"My cat is recovering from... a massive stroke."
"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."
"Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves."
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"Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"