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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat? Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat."

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"

"How do you sink the unsinkable? Zat is a qvestion for a philosopher, not a comedian!"

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"

"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"

"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."

"Okay, vampires are invisible in mirrors, I totally get that. But, come on, their clothes?!? #science"

"My brother and I share the same birthday. We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap."

"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."

"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"