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Joke of the Day

"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."

"I've been hearing about bed stacking conspiracies It's only a matter of time before someone debunks them"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."

"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"

"How come girls always brag about being ""reunited"" with their friends? Quit that shit. You aren't Outkast. You're just two chicks."

"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."

"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."