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Joke of the Day

"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."

"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!"

"Everyone's always talking about our forefathers... I'm pretty sure there were more than that."

"What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!"

"Still not sure if construction paper is used in construction."

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"

"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."

"Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other? X and V. There's a C between them."

"Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia? He didn't binge, though, he just purged."