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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!"

"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."

"What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado? A French Fried"

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight."

"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."

"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"

"A woman is suing Disney claiming that Frozen is based on her life. She sounds like a cold bitch."

"My new years resolution is not to be a dick, you dicks."

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""

"BMW What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."