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Joke of the Day
"Still not sure if construction paper is used in construction."
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"If you clone a twin... Do you get triplets?"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"
"Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures."
"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Not in those exact words but he said I needed to reduce my stress. Same thing."
"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""
"What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones? The last one out is meant to get the Wights"
"I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals."
"Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way."