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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Doing the reach around and pretending you went all the way through."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck his dick"

"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."

"What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!"

"What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today? Scratching at the inside of his coffin."

"I bet people who see Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich freak out over latte art."

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."

"I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher."

"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."

"What do you call the president when he is rolling down a snowy hill? An Obama-nable snowman"