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Joke of the Day

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."

"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."

"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"

"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."

"I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-wife's killer... ...but no one will do it."

"Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too."

"Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it the New Releases section."

"What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers."