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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."
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"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."
"I was trying to teach my dog to dance. But he has two left feet."
"Why is a marriage like a hurricane? They both start off sucking and blowing, but you end up losing your house."
"What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other"
"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut? He's all right now!"
"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean."
"Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: ""FIFA has an Ethics Committee"""