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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the president when he is rolling down a snowy hill? An Obama-nable snowman"
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"FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties By adding a new definition for ""botched"" to urban dictionary; successful"
"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"
"What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew? Dew diligance"
"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"
"I'm sick of numbers defining who I am. * My GPA * My weight * My 1st degree murder convictions * My grades * My SAT scores These things are not who I am."
"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."
"One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability."
"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."