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Joke of the Day
"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
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"""I would absolutely say I'm an introvert!"" - Guy screaming to his table full of friends at brunch."
"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"
"""That's Superman, that's Batman, and that's Cyborg. If you won't call them by their names, I can't play with you anymore."" - me to my 5yo."
"Raise your hands... ...if you have ever had your arms torn off by a wookie."
"What game show do pickles play? Dill or No Dill"
"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."
"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac guac"
"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"
"men prefer large boobs 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men."