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Joke of the Day

"What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you didn't like it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult."

"My therapist asked me what I'd feel if I shot someone. ""Recoil"", I calmly answered."

"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"

"What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth"

"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."

"Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on"

"Did you hear about the new sprinklers from Australia? They're Aussielating."

"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"

"How did Reddit not fell down yet? I mean, it is only hanging by threads..."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."