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Joke of the Day
"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"
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"Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?"
"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """
"My cat yells at me like she's my mother."
"I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize."
"What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)"
"So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump. So they named him Humphrey."
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."
"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"
"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"