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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"
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"If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound Russian... Then *soviet!*"
"What do you call empathetic bovine? understand bull"
"Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !"
"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"
"My X made the worst coffee. I thought it was grounds for divorce."
"A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Guy: A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Friend: What did you choose? Guy: I don't remember."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""
"There are two kinds of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from missing information"
"Who translated ""The Flat-Chested Woman"" from the original Russian? Vasily Bithertitoff"