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Joke of the Day
"My X made the worst coffee. I thought it was grounds for divorce."
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"Happy Valentine's day! Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs!.....Should we go back to my place and spread the word?"
"What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? Forgetti Bolognese."
"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
"There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book."
"How thin do you have to be to go skinny dipping?"
"Want to hear something clean? I took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear something dirty? Bubbles is my neighbor."
"How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door."
"Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning."