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Joke of the Day

"A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Guy: A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Friend: What did you choose? Guy: I don't remember."

"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair...... ....what happens next will shock you."""

"Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours."

"I started a revolution once. But I got dizzy, so i stopped!"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?"""

"To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!"

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, a table, and a human."

"What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach? Hiding the erection."