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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."
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"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"
"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."
"One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book."
"I cleaned my fan today The difference it made just blew me away..."
"Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too."
"An eskimo pulls up to an intersection... with a flat tire. A Welsh guy pulls up next to him and says: ""Hey, I think you've blown a seal!"" To which the eskimo replies: ""So what? You shag sheep."""
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"
"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"
"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."