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Joke of the Day

"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture only takes one nail to hang up."

"Sad news from Miami today: Famous rapper, Pitbull, was unfortunately found alive in his home today according to a relative."

"There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off"

"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"Yes, 911, that guy just fed my house letters again."

"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."