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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"
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"An old favorite I just remembered What the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties? They're fun guys!"
"If I wasn't so addicted to food and shelter I would quit this lousy job."
"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."
"Did you hear about the man who found a dollar in his beer? It happened once in a Blue Moon"
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."
"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."
"..because I always go through the punch-line first I'm usually buzzed by the end of the cake-line.."