1959

Joke of the Day

"Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too."

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"[talking to daughter's art major boyfriend] ""You know who else had a pointy beard? Satan."""
"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"Son, your chimpanzee girlfriend is tearing this family apart."
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