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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."

"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"

"The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die. Cyan-Aura"

"What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge"

"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning it in the mainstream"

"I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes"

"What do you call an Italian suppository? Innuendo."

"The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite. Then everything crashed."

"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."

"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"