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Joke of the Day

"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"

"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"

"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"

"Congrats on being one of the ""cool kids"" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though."

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."

"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"

"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"

"What's up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle."

"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine."