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Joke of the Day

"The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die. Cyan-Aura"

"I think these bikers are coming over to give me a group hug because they like the Hello Kitty stickers I put all over their motorcycles."

"According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now. Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow."

"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"

"Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men. It has the same centerfold every month!"

"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""

"Welcome to America's Next Top Teen! Smoke these drugs, piierce your face, burn some books, swear at your parents"

"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"

"If I had an email for every Hillary Clinton joke being made right now I'd have none."

"Pac-Man is a good metaphor for life because the goal is to eat all the pellets in a level. There is also fruit & ghosts, just like in life"