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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."
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"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"
"Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra"
"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"
"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I can't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves."
"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."
"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."
"I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup"