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Joke of the Day

"The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite. Then everything crashed."

"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"

"I want to hire a Chipotle employee to tuck me in at night."

"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"Static cling is just physics showing us how much it loves us."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."

"Jimmy Kimmel and the Fine Brothers working together [NSFW] Pornhub acquires Twitch"

"Mom, have you seen my turtle? Your friends took it outside to play. They're cracking walnuts."