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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have a lot of money"

"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."

"Why are do gays always get to the airport early. They get their shit packed the night before."

"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"

"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"

"I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple."

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Did I tell you I'm dating a midget? I'm nuts over her."

"Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals? Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away."

"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."