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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"

"It's hard to find a good woman . * Smart * Sexy * Single * Sane Pick three"

"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant"

"It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you."

"I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen window tinted."

"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lighbulb has to want to change."

"I missed your birthday because I didn't log onto Facebook that day. #LetsBeReal"

"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"