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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"
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"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""
"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""
"Facebook: where English goes to die."
"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"I have you know that my penis was once in the Guinness book of world records... but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library."
"When Chipotle says, ""Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?"" I pause, then say, ""Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."""
"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."
"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"
"*about to rob a bank* ""Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun"" i dont need one ""why not"" i already have two *kisses biceps*"