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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."
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"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book."
"What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account? He who smelt it, dealt it."
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"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."