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Joke of the Day
"Did I tell you I'm dating a midget? I'm nuts over her."
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"Dad, what do you call the guy who made every gay as lovely as the next? Homo-Genius"
"Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted."
"Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise."
"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."
"You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you're gay."
"I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro."
"Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Bacon"
"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."
"Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one."