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Joke of the Day
"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"
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"Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch."
"Marvel announce the new Thor is female, to show that women are equal. Issue 1 sees Thor return the hammer back to her husband's toolbox."
"I may have dry humped the Oreo section at the supermarket today, but I'm not telling. Just kidding, I totally did!"
"Dog: Whatcha doing? Me: Shaving my legs. Dog: Why? Me: So that I'm not covered in... Dog: Not covered in what, Erren? NOT COVERED IN WHAT?"
"You can't run through a campsite... You can only ran, because its past tents."
"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."
"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"A man is stranded on a dessert island and it was delicious."