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Joke of the Day
"RT if your good at grammar."
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"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
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"What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !"
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"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."
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