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Joke of the Day
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"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"
"What do you call three Pokemon nerds having a circle jerk. Dugtrio"
"This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward."
"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."
"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."
"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."
"How is evolution and a Union construction job similar? They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work."
"What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people? The grin reaper"
"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"