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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
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"People call me ""big"", ""dumb"", and ""stupid"", which confuses me because I'm actually not very big"
"U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time."
"What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself."
"Who was the first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
"Trying to Have a Baby Saying that ""We are trying to have a baby"" is the only discreet way I can tell my mother-in-law that I had sex with her daughter 4 times last week."
"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."
"My friend recently got crushed by books. He's got his shelf to blame."
"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."
"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."