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Joke of the Day

"What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol? Cripple Sec"

"How to spot an Aussie 1. Shout 1 3 DOUBLE OH! 2 Wait till someone shouts ""6 TRIPLE 5 OOOHHHH 6"""

"Did Ilean ever get in touch with you? ""Ilean who?"" I lean over and you kiss my ass!"

"No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!"

"What do you call a bee from America? A USB."

"I leave my vacuum in the middle of the floor at all times so when I have unexpected company I can say I was just about to clean my house."

"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""

"My gf asked me if I'm cumin I said no, 'cause your papwreaksa"

"How many nuns were at the library? Absolutely nun"

"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"