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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out? Because they took Pita on them"

"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."

"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"

"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"Whenever I shake someone's hand as I meet them and they say ""The pleasure's all mine."" I quickly look to see where their other hand is."

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the peni-- I MEAN LADDER"

"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon Which raised a few eyebrows."