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Joke of the Day

"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."

"You can't blame me for making jokes about the earthquake. It's not my fault."

"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."

"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."

"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."

"Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads."

"What's the difference between apathy & empathy? Don't know. Don't care."

"Senior Year? More like sleep and beer."

"Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there."

"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."