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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the lizard have any children? It had a reptile dysfunction!"

"What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle."

"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman."

"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"

"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."

"If you're going to boast non stop about your pregnancy at least give birth to something fun like a puppy, a bouncy castle or a bag of weed."

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"Did you hear about the husband... ..who loved his wife so much he almost told her?"

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"""If you approach a bear in the woods, lie down and play dead"" - brilliant rumor started by lazy bears"