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Joke of the Day
"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"
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"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"
"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""
"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."
"People need to stop with all the gay jokes... ...I mean, come on guys."
"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"
"Bro, your girl is so basic bitch Her shoe size is 14"
"Here's a FedEx joke. Actually, you'll get it tomorrow."
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""