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Joke of the Day
"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"
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"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""
"What gets better with age? Necrophilia"
"What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen."
"If water is h20, what is ice H2O^3"
"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."
"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."
"I love getting blowjobs, but sometimes I feel like an asshole."