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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the husband... ..who loved his wife so much he almost told her?"
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"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"
"Friend request > Poke > Message > Phone Number > Text > Meet > Bang"
"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."
"Dbz joke Yamaha won"
"Yeah, I had a good weekend. Mostly just ran around the theater screaming ""THE BOOK WAS BETTER! WHATEVER YOU'RE SEEING, THE BOOK WAS BETTER!"""
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"
"I can see my Uber driver's car is almost out of gas and it's really stressing me out."
"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"Honey, I'm pregnant.. Hi Pregnant, I'm dad."