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Joke of the Day

"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."

"A boy walks up to his teacher with a broken pencil... This has no point."

"Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?"

"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."

"I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..."

"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !"

"every good........ (offensive) every good rape story starts with a no..."

"Name the only animal that has An asshole in the middle of it's back. A police horse."

"Boris Johnson? Isn't he the man that sounds like he's on his way to pub, or has just made his way back from it?"