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Joke of the Day

"Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?"

"A drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop The cop asks him ""how high are you?"" The drunk driver then says ""isn't it supposed to be hi, how are you?"""

"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"

"So, I have this new knock knock joke You start... (when you get it)"

"How to trigger a liberal... Mention ""Indians"" around Thanksgiving time."

"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"

"If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor."

"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"

"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."

"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"