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Joke of the Day
"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."
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"All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period."
"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."
"single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008"
"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"
"Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them? Because they're the ideal gas."
"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"What did the gay deer say after he left the bar ? Man, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there"
"I told Siri to use Bing instead of Google.. We both laughed."