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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !"
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"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."
"My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser... So I packed her things and left"
"[Dr.] ""Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* ""Don't do it"" *eats cheese* *dies*"
"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"
"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."
"Every day, there's a kid coming to my store looking for trouble... And every day, I tell him we're sold out. Can't he buy Monopoly instead?"
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."
"Just crushed my son in an epic game of Monopoly. His tears flooded Baltic Avenue."
"I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter.. so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community."