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Joke of the Day

"Name the only animal that has An asshole in the middle of it's back. A police horse."

"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"

"What does a scientologist and an almond have in common? They are both nuts."

"To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler."

"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."

"I'm at work for another hour and my phone's at 14%. If I don't make it to the end of the day, tell all my friends, ""Not much u"""

"If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken."

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"