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Joke of the Day

"When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo"

"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."

"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."

"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."

"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"

"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"

"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"

"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"

"I wish that Game of Thrones was on Twitter So George RR had to limit it to less than 140 characters."

"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."