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Joke of the Day
"When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo"
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"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."
"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"I only want to know 1 thing form a fortune teller; where I am going to die. Because then I'd never go there!"
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp."
"I'm intelligent but not ""make good life choices"" intelligent."
"I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, ""mind if I join?"""
"*sees a couple of vacuum cleaners making out* ""Ugh, get a Roomba"""