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"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."
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"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""
"I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier. Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US."
"My girlfriend wanted me to tease her so I was like ""alright fatty"""
"If an opinion is worth 2 cents, how many cents is an argument worth? It really just depends on how much cents it makes."
"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."
"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"
"Caller: I'm your worst nightmare. Me: Whaaat?? You're a sugar free cookie??"
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."