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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."

"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"

"Maybe Michael J. Fox could get a new show where his character doesn't have Parkinson's but he's a conductor aboard a moving train."

"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""

"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"

"The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!"

"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."

"I read a magazine article about a population increase in Hawaii. The author was Commonawannalaya."

"Can you guess this sound? ""I'm not racist, but..."" It's the sound of a racist clearing their throat."