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Joke of the Day

"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."

"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""

"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"

"Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough."

"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."

"Beware the SATA of March Much faster than the IDEs"

"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"

"Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out."

"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."

"Boys: I may not have the biggest boobs, but I sure do have the right number of 'em!"