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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada? Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump"

"Who do patriotic latinos talk to? You ese."

"Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Get a ride home from my Mom after I make out with some 14-year-olds."

"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Claudia Shit for brains."

"I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"

"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."

"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"