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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
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"I want to tell you guys a small joke It's very puny!"
"What's the difference between zombies? Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't."
"My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit."
"Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable."
"How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke."
"What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ..."
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
"(WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes..."