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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
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"A new hipster coffee shop in my hood doesn't have wifi b/c it wants to encourage talking...presumably about the failure of this coffee shop."
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am...Can you believe that, 2:30am!? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes"
"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"
"How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin? When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me."
"What's the difference between your dick and a joke? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""
"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""
"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."
"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."